The speculum is not my friend. It was kinda painful. And very violating.
The only thing I found worse,
the breast exam.
And you're probably ask yourself, 'Self, what could be worse than having your hoohah stretched by a shiny metal contraption.' Well, to you I say, I had to look my doctor in the eye while she felt me up. I think my face caught fire. I have never blushed so hard in my life.
My mom told me it was part of "womanhood," it comes with the territory.
My sister doesn't want to ever grow up.
I just want to go crawl in a hole and hide. It was more embarrassing than anything else.
On top of that,
I have to be in court on Friday and I'm behind on homework.
At least I haven't gone blind yet.
(Has anyone else noticed how much I've been whining lately?)